January 2011
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A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and...
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Property
Professor Alexander: Can you think of an externality that might have a positive effect on another party?
Connie: Um…I have one in mind but I don’t really want to say it.
Professor Alexander: What is it?
Connie: Blank smiling?
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United States v. Gementera
“Shawn Gementera pilfered letters from several mailboxes along San Francisco’s Fulton Street on May 21, 2001…Judge Walker imposed two months incarceration and three years supervised release. He also imposed conditions of supervised release. One such condition required Gementera to perform 100 hours of community service to consist of standing in front of a postal facility in the...
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So if you’re too school for cool, And you’re treated like a fool, You can choose to let it go We can always, we can always Party on our own.
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Happy New Year’s Everyone!
2010 was a pretty big year for me. I graduated college, got into law school, turned 21, and survived my first semester at Cornell. Despite these major changes, I’m so grateful for the family and friends, old and new, who remain a constant source of support, laughter, and fun.
Looking forward to whatever 2011 has in store!